2009 Highlights

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Good 'Ol Days

What ever happened to the good old days of letting your dog's poop fertilize the grass he/she pooped on? I can't stand these people who go around carrying smoking hot blue bags of poo, as they chit chat with friends & neighbors on the street. "Excuse me while I hug you. No, that's not my new perfume, that's my steaming pile of shit I'm carrying around, because I haven't discarded it in the approved canister." GIVE ME A BREAK! Plus, the picking up of the poop with your hand inside the blue "glove bag" and turning it inside out is disgusting. How did that softness feel in your hands?

Don't get me wrong - I absolutely love dogs and if I had a bigger home, I would adopt at least two. For now, I'm a cat person, and will always be a cat person. It's my Leo nature. I'm just simply stating an obvious society change that grosses me the hell out. I say, let the poo stay, so our trees can grow bigger and better, which means a greener environment for all. Maybe a stinky environment, but a greener one. My contribution to green peace...

I know this blog will "stink" to most dog lovers, but you can't tell me you enjoy your lovely poop rules, as governed by our wonderful HOAs. Who is the poop police, anyhow?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You may not like what I have to say but I agree 100% with the poop rules. I have been in my front yard on many occasions picking up 5+ piles of crap so that my daughter doesn't step in it or touch it. I don't have a dog or cat but love them both. I just think you should be kind to your neighbors and not let your animal crap on anyone else’s lawn but your own. Growing up I always cleaned up after my dog while on walks. People have just gotten more and more lazy, rude and self serving.