At What Age...

is forgetting your purse and stuffing your personal affects in your bra acceptable? I find this process very amusing...and WEIRD! Furthermore, I never see any small busted ladies attempting this feat - only the well endowed females. What's up with that?

Ladies - if you decide that you need quick access to your belongings and don't want to lug a purse around, do us all a favor and carry a freakin' fanny pack or something. I'll still make fun of your "Canadian Passport" (AKA a fanny pack), but not as much as when I see you pull out your entire life's belongings from your Playtex 18-Hour Bra like clowns exiting a VW bug.

This whole post was initiated, because a culprit was captured by the Angels cameraman at last week's ballgame. Save us (and yourself) the embarrassment! Seriously. Stop it.